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Kevin "Bergstein" Schoenfelder '09 (Alum)
Voice Part
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Lead
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By Way Of
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Lewisburg, PA
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Course
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VII: Biology
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Current Position
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None |
Past Positions
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Merchandise Chair, Historian |
Arrangements
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None...yet |
Solos
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Dark Blue [Jack's Mannequin], Here (In Your Arms) [Hellogoodbye], Faded [Soul Decision] |
In the time of the Holy Roman Empire, the Prussian Pope Karl Marx the Lesser declared a holy decree that the German people would never again have names with one syllable. Not to be outdone, the Japanese emperor of the time declared that not only would their names be polysyllabic, but that the Romanizations would be spelled with alternating consonants and vowels. We have history to thank for the newest addition to the Logs¹ lead section, Herr Kaufmannheimer von Watanabe-san, or Bergstein for short. This sexy halfie spends most of his time in front of the bathroom mirror, getting his hair to look just right, while taking advantage of the echoing tile walls, making him sound so amazing that every person in hearing distance gains another year on his or her life. In fact, it is rumored that Bergstein is the secret to immortality and will donate his vocal chords to medical research, but not before going CRAZY on stage with the Logs! |
