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Eben Bitonte '15
Voice Part
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Baritone
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By Way Of
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Fairfield, CT
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Course
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XIV: Economics
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Current Position
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Webmaster |
Past Position
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None |
Arrangements
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None...yet |
Solos
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None...yet |
Emerging from the womb in of show of lights and sound on a scale unimaginable to mortals, this specimen of extreme manliness and greatness came into the world. He burst forth, and in his first few breaths began dancing and singing. Dancing and singing like only a God could and often described in lore as like watching the ebb and flow of the universe. And thus his name came into being as well. Not only looking like he was born with tiger blood and Adonis DNA infused into his being, his amazing dancing abilities could only be matched by his impeccable sense of style. After a few years of being a great dancer like that of Michael Jackson or Chris Brown, he grew tired of being the best and began to look for a challenge. He decided to try baseball, but after becoming winning a World Series and being initiated into the Hall of Fame in 3 and a half days, he soon grew tired of such trivial things as well. He then heard of a prestigious group only mentioned in myth and legend known only as the Logs. He knew that such a group may be able to contain his golden-pipes and decided to join this group of mystery and legend. He now continues to sing, dance and slay women to this day, with the Logs by his side. |
