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Gustav "Gus aka Goose" Downs '13
Voice Part
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Bass
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By Way Of
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Somewhere in Minnesota
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Course
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VIII: Physics
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Current Position
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None |
Past Positions
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Business Manager, President |
Arrangements
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Nizlopi - Helen
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Solos
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Taylor Swift/Kanye West - You Belong With Me/Heartless
Nizlopi - Helen
The Ready Set - Hollywood Dream
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In the quiet marshes of Duluth, Minnesota, word finally spread that a true beast surfaced from the underworld dungeons. At the age of six, mighty Gustav tread the mile-deep rivers with geese and ducklings, and at eleven he had slain his first poisonous scorpion fish with the blink of an eye. As a young and innocent boy he roamed the sketchy landings on a rowing boat, giving verbal love to female passerby high above him. And as his golden blond hair shone brighter than ever and exaggerated biceps emerged with years of hardcore rowing, females just couldn't stand him. From the intricate vibrations of his nostrils and throat came the deepest pitches only a couple of Logs could match. And with the most addicting of smiles he could cause females to freeze on the spot and engage. You can easily spot him because all he needs to protect his gargantuan feet from the cold are birch and white, ankle-high socks. Gustav is a rare stimulant with the physicality of a beast. If you're smooth enough, have him sit in front of a piano and render an Elton John masterpiece. Attraction guaranteed. |
