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The MIT Logarhythms

 

Jon "Sanchez" Varsanik '04 (Alum)

Voice Part
Lead
By Way Of
Pennsylvania
Course
VI-2: Electrical Engineering & Computer Science, VIII: Physics
Current Position
None
Past Position
None
Arrangements
None...yet
Solos
Duran Duran - Hungry Like The Wolf
Foo Fighters - Learn To Fly
Dexter Freebish - Leaving Town

This disturbingly tall blond boy from the wrong side of PA (not the "across the track" wrong side, the "momma, I'm gonna go get me a sheep" wrong side) seems meek at first glance, but that all jumps out of the closet, along with his heterosexuality, anytime there's a drum beat. Watching this beanstalk dance is like a collage of all great dance forms, at least 3 psychedelic drugs, and 2 wars. It leaves the mind aching, and the rhythm gasping for air. The dancing doesn't even begin to describe the insanity that is VarSanchez. He's been seen convincing even "girls' girls" to play for the winning team (if you know what I mean). And when he's not showing off his voice, he can be found wearing his name across his loins (fits the full name of course), as a Speedo-bearing member of the Varsity Swim Team.

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