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The MIT Logarhythms

 

Matt "Baby Eater" Schoeneck '07 (Alum)

Voice Part
Baritone
By Way Of
Fergus Falls, MN
Course

Current Position
None
Past Positions
Business Manager, Historian
Arrangements
Mario Vasquez - Gallery
Solos
Coldplay - Warning Sign
Damien Rice - The Blower's Daughter
The Fray - Over My Head (Cable Car)
Brian Littrell (orig. Michael English) - In Christ Alone
Howie Day - Collide

There is only one way to describe Matt Schoeneck: badass. The rest of us are in a constant state of awe at his hotness. While most of the Logs diligently study on weeknights, Schoeneck can usually be found partying somewhere in the great Boston area. His homework, along with his laundry, is always done by one of his twelve girlfriends. He was purportedly staying in the Playboy Mansion last week with his good friend Hugh Hefner (who continues to refuse to extend an invitation to the rest of the group). Somehow, he also managed to get perfect scores on three exams. Rumor has it that Matt actually has not attended a single class this year, and furthermore, that he isn't actually registered as a student--he's just here for fun.

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