Do you like pizza? So does Ben. The truth is that Ben aka Bendall was a ninja turtle in his past life. The Logs are suspecting that he was probably Michelangelo, seeing that he is the absolute number one party animal of his frat, PKT. Bendall is originally from Irving Texas, but he spent the majority of his youth in the deep ghetto of Dallas to protect justice and eat best pizza in the world. As he kept trying to live his past life as a teenage mutant ninja, the soul of Splinter came down upon him and gave him the vision for his new life: singing. Ever since then he touched thousands of people with his voice, often times, rather privately. The legend is told that during his freshman year MIT students’ average GPA has plummeted and mortality rate has sky-rocketed because all the girls in his dorm skipped office hours and dates with their boy friends just to hear Ben singing. So if you want this man to serenade you, don’t be scared and give him a high-five on the hallway.

Webmaster’s Note: This was written by Bryan Koo. That kid is koo-razy.