By way of: Cocoa Beach, FL
Course: 9 – Brain and Cognitive Sciences
Voice Part: Baritone
Current Positions: None
Past Positions: Merchandise Chair, Studio Manager
Arrangements: None (yet!)
Solos: None (yet!)
Deuce Foutch was born in a Florida swamp, where under the tutelage of his sensei Jeb Bush, he mastered the arts of philosophy, cynical sarcasm, and somehow managing to still look good in the same shirt he was wearing yesterday and the day before that. While there he also decided to take up musical theater, in his free time, of course, when he wasn’t busy blessing a kitten or building a day care. In fact, Deuce has always had an affinity for music. Whenever a new fire Pokemon album or EP drops, he is the first to partake in said fire. Sir Deuce, in an attempt to escape the sticky, sweltering, unforgiving heat of the south, decided to go to the Northeast for college with hopes for a better life. Throughout his life, he learned that only actions are meaningful, not words. He chooses to only exist only 2 or more cuils away from reality, or else he disapproves.
Some say that if you want to summon him, you can do so with this simple incantation:
“The lord is my deuce, I shall not deuce. He maketh me to deuce in green deuces. He restoreth my deuce. Though prepareth a deuce before me in the presence of enemies. My deuce runneth over. Surely goodness and deuciness shall follow me all the days of my life, amen. “