Douggie

Doug’s high school choir director told him not to even bother trying out for the Logs. Maybe it’s because he smells, cause it sure as hell wasn’t because he can’t sing. We’ve manage to get through rehearsals by wearing gas masks, but we make sure he takes ten showers before we go on stage (and even that doesn’t take away his smell). I know he’ll blow the ladies away with his powerful voice (and, unfortunately, his stench) at gigs, but they will come running back to him with a healthy dose of soap, breath mints, and air freshener.