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What do you get when you cross a chandelier, a red, satin bra, and a cumquat? For no other reason than wanting to say the word ‘cumquat,’ I actually have no idea. I do, however, know that when mixing an amazing boy-band voice with dashing good looks, you get what is commonly referred to as the Kirbious Baylinous. Kirby, the first of his species, has successfully entered the music world with flying colors, a phrase which here means ‘with mad skillz and an appetite for Kosher foods.’ While secretly trying to start a band known as ‘Three Whities and an Indian Guy